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captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

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dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

Israel sends text message to Gaza… 

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"Expectation is the root of all heartache."

- Shakespeare (via refluent)

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banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

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myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

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